Ceremony didn’t get into Canada part II

“Your immigration system is hugely flawed. After spending a bunch of time in the embassy and consulate, filling out forms and pleading a case, we were met at the border today with a simple, “I just don’t think you NEED to get in to Canada”–our third and final refusal at the border this week.
Sorry. We jumped through every hoop and filled out every form (only to be told we were given the WRONG forms), and they don’t want us in for something that happened last spring–nevermind that we were there with no incident 2 months ago.
I’m not going to say “we’ll be back to make these up” because I said that last year and I guess I was wrong. Maybe with more time we can figure out exactly what legal process we need to go through to step foot in your country. Maybe we’ll jsut wait for the USA to invade you and subordinate you.
If you heard rumors of us playing Toronto on October 30th, I’m not going to deny them, but I guess that’s up in the air now too.
We’ll pick up the tour August 20th in Vermont.
Everywhere else in the world–US, Australia, Kentucky, UK, Ireland, Europe–see you soon.”

-Ceremony